7/21/22ESPYs Red Carpet 2022: All the Losers, All-Stars, and MVPsIt's the sports world's version of the Oscars and we’ve rounded up all of the noteworthy fashion moments.
7/21/22'Total Hoes and Thots': Former Trump Aide Rants Against Ex-Colleagues After Jan 6. Panel MeetingGarrett Ziegler also called members of the House committee investigating the Capitol riot "Bolsheviks" and…
7/19/22Miami Swim Week 2022: Armed Models, Ninja Turtle Pecs, and a Vagina MothDozens of designers took to Florida’s most tolerable city to present bathing suits that were... anything but bathing…
7/19/22'Persuasion' Isn't Great, But It Isn't That BadIt may be Fleabag without the emotional vulnerability (or hot priest) and Bridgerton without the sex, but it'll do…
7/13/22Jenny Slate Was Almost Cast as Marnie on 'Girls'What would Slate's Marnie have even looked like? Probably funnier and more self-aware, which we did not need Marnie…
7/12/22Surely There Must Be Something Out There to Save UsNASA's newest telescope unveiled thousands of never-before-seen galaxies. Hopefully one of them contains a lifeline…
7/8/22Paris Fashion Week, Continued: Designers Brought the Drama!Would you maybe injure yourself or another if you tried to wear any of these dresses in public? Yes. Are they still…
7/6/22Balenciaga Is in Its DIY EraWhen it feels like we're in the end times, it's important that fashion should reflect our limited access to…
6/30/22Please Lock Me in a Haunted House With KeshaShe's doing press for her new supernatural TV show, and all I want is a front-row seat to her spooky adventures.
6/24/22Republicans Are Gleeful After Rolling the Clock Back 50 YearsPoliticians' responses to the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade were predictably vile.
6/23/22Brad Pitt Admits He Spent a Year Searching for Buried Treasure on His French EstateThe real treasure was in his bank account all along.
6/23/22Happy 50th, Title IX: All the Milestones and Mayhem of the Gender Equality LawThe federal law that prohibits gender inequality in schools and sports turns half a century old today. Let us…
6/22/22Ladies: Rupert Murdoch Is Single!The fourth time wasn't the charm for the 91-year-old billionaire responsible for Tucker Carlson.
6/21/22Sonia Sotomayor One-Ups Stephen Breyer’s Dissent to Rip Into Her Conservative ColleaguesBreyer tried but, ahead of his retirement, he's clearly enjoying a senior spring.
6/17/22Elon Musk Is a Huge 'Free Speech' Advocate, But If You Criticize Him, You're FiredSpaceX reportedly fired employees for criticizing Musk, saying it was a “distraction” from the company’s “critical…
6/14/22Idiot Who Calls Himself 'Pro-Life Spider-Man' Scales Oklahoma Building to Protest AbortionThe real Spider-Man at least makes himself useful. What is this dude doing?
6/13/22Jan. 6 Hearings Feel Like the Worst-Ever High School ReunionBill Barr was sad. Rudy Giuliani was drunk. And I wish I didn't have to be reminded about the existence of any of…
6/3/22Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Punishes Tampa Bay Rays for Opposing Gun ViolenceDeSantis curiously vetoed funding for the Rays’ new practice facility, two weeks after they tweeted facts about gun…
6/2/22If Bees Can Now Legally Be Fish, Then I'm Legally RichBees are proof that in America we have the power to be anything we want. Even if it’s something we’re literally not.
5/30/22The Least Gruesome Scene in ‘Men’ Is Its Most HorrifyingI have never said "what the fuck" more in my life than while watching Alex Garland's psycho-sexual horror film.