Lauren Tousignant

7/21/22

ESPYs Red Carpet 2022: All the Losers, All-Stars, and MVPs

It's the sports world's version of the Oscars and we’ve rounded up all of the noteworthy fashion moments.

7/21/22

'Total Hoes and Thots': Former Trump Aide Rants Against Ex-Colleagues After Jan 6. Panel Meeting

Garrett Ziegler also called members of the House committee investigating the Capitol riot "Bolsheviks" and…

7/19/22

Miami Swim Week 2022: Armed Models, Ninja Turtle Pecs, and a Vagina Moth

Dozens of designers took to Florida’s most tolerable city to present bathing suits that were... anything but bathing…

7/19/22

'Persuasion' Isn't Great, But It Isn't <i>That</i> Bad

'Persuasion' Isn't Great, But It Isn't That Bad

It may be Fleabag without the emotional vulnerability (or hot priest) and Bridgerton without the sex, but it'll do…

7/13/22

Jenny Slate Was Almost Cast as Marnie on 'Girls'

What would Slate's Marnie have even looked like? Probably funnier and more self-aware, which we did not need Marnie…

7/12/22

Surely There Must Be Something Out There to Save Us

NASA's newest telescope unveiled thousands of never-before-seen galaxies. Hopefully one of them contains a lifeline…

7/8/22

Paris Fashion Week, Continued: Designers Brought the Drama!

Would you maybe injure yourself or another if you tried to wear any of these dresses in public? Yes. Are they still…

7/6/22

Balenciaga Is in Its DIY Era

When it feels like we're in the end times, it's important that fashion should reflect our limited access to…

6/30/22

Please Lock Me in a Haunted House With Kesha

She's doing press for her new supernatural TV show, and all I want is a front-row seat to her spooky adventures.

6/24/22

Republicans Are Gleeful After Rolling the Clock Back 50 Years

Politicians' responses to the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade were predictably vile.

6/23/22

Brad Pitt Admits He Spent a Year Searching for Buried Treasure on His French Estate

The real treasure was in his bank account all along.

6/23/22

Happy 50th, Title IX: All the Milestones and Mayhem of the Gender Equality Law

The federal law that prohibits gender inequality in schools and sports turns half a century old today. Let us…

6/22/22

Ladies: Rupert Murdoch Is Single!

The fourth time wasn't the charm for the 91-year-old billionaire responsible for Tucker Carlson.

6/21/22

Sonia Sotomayor One-Ups Stephen Breyer’s Dissent to Rip Into Her Conservative Colleagues

Breyer tried but, ahead of his retirement, he's clearly enjoying a senior spring.

6/17/22

Elon Musk Is a Huge 'Free Speech' Advocate, But If You Criticize Him, You're Fired

SpaceX reportedly fired employees for criticizing Musk, saying it was a “distraction” from the company’s “critical…

6/14/22

Idiot Who Calls Himself 'Pro-Life Spider-Man' Scales Oklahoma Building to Protest Abortion

The real Spider-Man at least makes himself useful. What is this dude doing?

6/13/22

Jan. 6 Hearings Feel Like the Worst-Ever High School Reunion

Bill Barr was sad. Rudy Giuliani was drunk. And I wish I didn't have to be reminded about the existence of any of…

6/3/22

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Punishes Tampa Bay Rays for Opposing Gun Violence

DeSantis curiously vetoed funding for the Rays’ new practice facility, two weeks after they tweeted facts about gun…

6/2/22

If Bees Can Now Legally Be Fish, Then I'm Legally Rich

Bees are proof that in America we have the power to be anything we want. Even if it’s something we’re literally not.

5/30/22

The Least Gruesome Scene in ‘Men’ Is Its Most Horrifying

I have never said "what the fuck" more in my life than while watching Alex Garland's psycho-sexual horror film.

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